"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" by Nine Days

Emo girls would be hotter if they weren't so fucking depressed.

"My Favorite Mistake" by Sheryl Crow

I suck at making good choices regarding the men that I date, but rather than change my ways, I'll settle for you because you piss me off less than anyone else.

"Get Down Tonight" by K.C. & The Sunshine Band

Go have some sex.