"Synchronicity II" by The Police

This guy hates his family life so much that his hatred wakes up the Loch Ness monster.

"Two Princes" by Spin Doctors

Sure, he's rich, but he's an asshole, and I love you.

"Steal My Sunshine" by LEN

Summer is really awesome, especially when you're stoned.

"Walking On Broken Glass" by Annie Lennox

Yeah, so it kinda sucks that we broke up, but I'm over it, I think.

"Love Story" by Taylor Swift

I didn't really understand the complexity of Romeo and Juliet, but hey, our relationship is kinda like that, right?

"Umbrella" by Rihanna

Dude, I have your back.