"Absolutely (Story Of A Girl)" by Nine Days

Emo girls would be hotter if they weren't so fucking depressed.

"My Favorite Mistake" by Sheryl Crow

I suck at making good choices regarding the men that I date, but rather than change my ways, I'll settle for you because you piss me off less than anyone else.

"Get Down Tonight" by K.C. & The Sunshine Band

Go have some sex.

"Synchronicity II" by The Police

This guy hates his family life so much that his hatred wakes up the Loch Ness monster.

"Two Princes" by Spin Doctors

Sure, he's rich, but he's an asshole, and I love you.

"Steal My Sunshine" by LEN

Summer is really awesome, especially when you're stoned.

"Walking On Broken Glass" by Annie Lennox

Yeah, so it kinda sucks that we broke up, but I'm over it, I think.

"Love Story" by Taylor Swift

I didn't really understand the complexity of Romeo and Juliet, but hey, our relationship is kinda like that, right?

"Umbrella" by Rihanna

Dude, I have your back.